31.7.06
erotic humor?
have you ever tried drinking a glass of really cold water and simultaneously downing a gulp of really hot hot chocolate?
it gives you this weird strange high for a second.
people have said weird things about me.
but andy takes the cake for this.**
here's a bit of the chatlog.
andyradich: I love your sense of humor
whiterose88: erm, it was funny?
andyradich: in a erotic kinda way :p ... I wonder what people'll think..
whiterose88: WAIT.
whiterose88: i have an erotic sense of humor?
whiterose88: what the HELL?
andyradich: lol kristy, I mean like... lol. I don't know what I mean
whiterose88: omfg.
whiterose88: damn. i feel raped.
whiterose88: lol.
andyradich: eeep. *hides under a pillow*as for the 'i feel raped' comment, all im trying to say is that i feel dirtied.
to realise that my sense of humor is--well, erotic.
.. my sense of humor is EROTIC?
what the FUCK..?! [--does using fuck as a swear word contribute to erotic humor?]
so now, i have an erotic sense of humor.
my sense of humor makes people horny.
.. ew.
i can just so picture the conversation.
"so like why did the chicken cross the playground? because it wanted to get to the other slide, ha ha ha."".. oooooh, kristy baby, you make me sooo hot i just want to FUCK you."ohmygod,
EW.**fyi, he was referring to my last post.
i dont see anything erotic, let alone funny, about that.
22:05
13.7.06
first, name 20 people you think of now before answering the questions below.1. andy
2. peter
3. john
4. ken
5. jody
6. jingyi
7. abigail
8. ivan
9. shawn loh
10. nicholas
11. hasnani
12. felicia
13. sebastian
14. yiming
15. yeeting
16. mat
17. jerome
18. jordan
19. jonathan
20. dave.
When did you meet 14?in class, Singapore Poly.
What will you do if you never met 1 before ?go on with my life the way it was supposed to be. wouldnt know i was missing anything if i never knew him.
What will you do if 20 and 9 dated?tell andy, tell mandy, yell at dave, kill shawn loh. and rant about gays.
Did you ever like 19?once, for years. and very much too.
Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?they might. unless she's taller than him. but jerome is HOT.
Describe 3.words alone, for this, cannot express my feelings.
Do you think 8 is attractive?YES. he's a wonderful guy. mature, sensible, caring, always been there for me, always supportive and very gentlemanly. the fact that he's got super-hot potential helps too. ^^
Tell me something about 7.her giggle sounds like a car engine that can't start up right. oh, and she has pink panther boxers. [im not a pervert, she's my sister.] and although she IS 4 years younger than me, she's 2 inches taller.
Do you know any of the 12's family member???sadly, none whatsoever.
What's 8 favourite thing?last i checked, one of them used to be nalgene bottles. and the PAP. ivan, honey, what is wrong with you..?!
What would you do if 11 confess that he/she likes you?nyah, i already know, if she didn't like me, she wouldn't be putting up with all my bullshit. i love you, haz.
What language does 15 always speak?mandarin and english. ahem--"play bridge play bridge!!"
Who is 9 going out with?whoever it is, i hope its not dave.
How old is 16 now?errr. 19. i THINK. oh well he's hot, so who cares how old he is.
When is the last time you talk to 13?a few days back. i wonder why i did.
Who's 2 favourite singer/band?himself, and happy fungus!! right, babe? :p
Would you date 4?YES. yesyesyesyes.
Would you date 7?only if she pays for the food.
Is 15 single?she's tall enough to be double.
What's 10 last name?some weird long srilankan name.
Would you ever be in a relationship with 11?haz, be my girlfriend. marry me. i love you. [ -.- nyeh, lesbianism.]
What school does 3 goes to?Singapore Poly. (un)fortunately :p hehehe.
Where does 6 live?minton rise condo. and if you ask nicely, i'll give you her phone number for 2 bucks.
What's your favourite thing about 5?she's SO cool..! her walk, her talk, the way she just doesn't care.. girl you rock; you're just like Kakashi Sensei. ^^
Have you seen 1 naked?er. this, i refuse to answer >.<
5 people to do this lame thing?andy, my darling peter james. and davey.
and.. er, er.. errrr.
reyza and assther?
17:24
11.7.06
to cut. or not to cut. to cut. or not to cut.so much voices in your head.so little time.i can hear you calling, love,
black light softly glowing,
through the torrent in the dark--
through the voices in my head,
all the lies that they have said,
your cold hands grip my heart.
your promise of freedom, love
is freedom to soar in chains--
this deathwish with broken wings, to fly--
vertically downward in darkness,
the promise of hurt and sweetness,
i believe and yet i know you lie.
i know you promise everything, angel,
and give nothing in return.
how your touch rushes through my veins,
the way i feel my spirit burn.
temptress, liar, deceiver.
cold as metal against a human heart--
my saving grace, redeemer;
hold me tight and drown me in dark.
you shine like a beacon through my night, angel,
and you hurt like a flaming arrow.
beautiful and dangerous addiction, you call me
like a wounded sheep i follow.
beautiful contradiction, irresistable savior,
come save me from my night
and bind me deeper in your red velvet chains;
sweet pain, draw me further from the light.
my feet run fast, forever from you, love
from the twisted path we tread yet--
my heart breaks without you here;
rushing red crimson orgasm
as i slip into the chasm;
i love you deeply and yet i fear.
call me not yours yet, dark angel,
my soul you do not fully claim--
why do i let you drown me in your lies?--
for i need your red rain,
i want to feel this pain;
heal my heart, destroyer, and make me cry.
00:48
8.7.06
Quiz: Is Long Distance Romance for You? Your Results
You can handle it, but you don't like it very much.Okay, so you prefer your guy closer to home. You like a hand to hold, another mind to bounce things off of, and somebody to cook for you -- or, at least, with you. But that's not happening right now, so you're trying to look on the bright side.You love the walloping high of reunions with your long-distance lover, the intense romance, and the love notes. When he's not there, you openly revel in holding the remote and watching Cinematherapy on the Women's Entertainment network while eating popcorn for dinner.
When the girls go out after work, you're right there, lifting a margarita. But if a few silver-haired millionaires should float over from the bar to join you, you might feel a little bit sulky. Sometimes you wonder if all this chastity and devotion to your long-distance guy is worth it. If you weren't watching Lifetime TV, could you be out hunting for a guy who is richer/taller/funnier/smarter/has more hair? Or maybe one who would surprise you with a spontaneous date? Be honest, now!"There has to be an equal commitment from both people," says romance coach Leslie Karsner, founder of Longdistancelovers.com and author of The Long Distance Romance Guide "You both need a willingness and a wanting to put forth this extra effort. There should be an end in sight; you should always schedule the next time you're going to get together."Also, she recommends: "Both partners should truly have a life of their own, social and physical diversions. It's not just about being busy, but about really being involved in something rewarding. To make this work, you also have to surround yourself with people who are willing to stay supportive, even other couples who are friends who'll invite you out on Friday night."lol.
talk about accuracy.
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